Godaddy Support – Good Times, NOT!

You

at 8:57, Jan 13:

I am not able to access one of my sites that I have access to via delegate access. The site is up, but when I go to delegate access, and then to web hosting, then click manage, i get an error
GoDaddy Bot

at 8:57, Jan 13:

Please rephrase that.
You

at 8:57, Jan 13:

I am not able to access one of my sites that I have access to via delegate access. The site is up, but when I go to delegate access, and then to web hosting, then click manage, i get an error
GoDaddy Bot

at 8:57, Jan 13:

Sorry we’re not understanding you.
Let me grab a human who can better assist.
What type of help you are looking for?
You

at 8:57, Jan 13:

help
GoDaddy Bot

at 8:57, Jan 13:

I’m glad to help. What can I do for you?
You

at 8:58, Jan 13:

get me a real person
GoDaddy Bot

at 8:58, Jan 13:

What type of help you are looking for?
You

at 8:58, Jan 13:

Technical Support
GoDaddy Bot

at 8:58, Jan 13:

What kind of support do you need?
You

at 8:58, Jan 13:

Hosting
GoDaddy Bot

at 8:58, Jan 13:

Is this your business site or a site you are working on for a client?
You

at 8:58, Jan 13:

For a Client
GoDaddy Bot

at 8:58, Jan 13:

Let’s connect you to a ProHub expert to help with your client’s site.
Info

at 8:58, Jan 13:

Thank you for messaging us. We are experiencing higher than normal volume. Hang in there, we’ll connect you with one of our Guides as soon as possible.
Info

at 9:05, Jan 13:

Thanks for waiting. Sorry our wait times are longer than expected.
GoDaddy Guide Bot

at 9:05, Jan 13:

Just checking in, do you still need assistance from a GoDaddy Guide?
You

at 9:05, Jan 13:

yes, I need tech support asap
GoDaddy Guide Bot

at 9:05, Jan 13:

Thanks, We will connect you to the next available GoDaddy Guide.
Info

at 9:06, Jan 13:

Thank you for messaging us. We are experiencing higher than normal volume. Hang in there, we’ll connect you with one of our Guides as soon as possible.
You

at 9:06, Jan 13:

when are you not experiencing high volume?
Info

at 9:13, Jan 13:

Thanks for waiting. Sorry our wait times are longer than expected.
GoDaddy Bot Guide

at 9:13, Jan 13:

Just checking in, do you still need assistance from a GoDaddy Guide?
You

at 9:13, Jan 13:

yes
GoDaddy Bot Guide

at 9:13, Jan 13:

Thanks, We will connect you to the next available GoDaddy Guide.
Info

at 9:13, Jan 13:

Thank you for messaging us. We are experiencing higher than normal volume. Hang in there, we’ll connect you with one of our Guides as soon as possible.
Info

at 9:21, Jan 13:

Thanks for waiting. Sorry our wait times are longer than expected.
GoDaddy Bot Guide

at 9:21, Jan 13:

Just checking in, do you still need assistance from a GoDaddy Guide?
You

at 9:21, Jan 13:

yes
GoDaddy Bot Guide

at 9:21, Jan 13:

Thanks, We will connect you to the next available GoDaddy Guide.
Info

at 9:21, Jan 13:

Thank you for messaging us. We are experiencing higher than normal volume. Hang in there, we’ll connect you with one of our Guides as soon as possible.
Info

at 9:28, Jan 13:

Thanks for waiting. Sorry our wait times are longer than expected.
And this went on for another 20 minutes until I finally gave up and implemented a hack on the site using JS and and a new class to target, as well as, some new inline css.